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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

Then came..

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Galaxy Z Fold 7, Flip 7 to get stunning visual upgrade with S25-like wallpaper glow - Sammy Fans

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

How can I get the lead guitar removed from a song so I can play the lead Guitar parts myself and have the rest of the band's music playing? Is there ought to be a website or company who can do this?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Veteran fund manager revamps stock market forecast - TheStreet

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

All-time great wrestler Hakuho quits Japan Sumo Association with plans to form global body - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Labubu Is Becoming Its Own Asset Class - PYMNTS.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Geologists Reveal World’s Biggest Iron Deposit Worth $6 Trillion Set to Impact Global Economy - The Daily Galaxy

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Scientists discover strong, unexpected link between Earth's magnetic field and oxygen levels - Live Science

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried